I bought some back-to-school shoes.

I can wear a size 4.5 in girls' shoes. Who knew?

PSA: Microwaves

If you heat up fake sausages on a paper towel in the microwave then forget about them so they sit in the microwave for a long time and get kinda dry, then you try to reheat the dry sausages stuck to the paper towel, you might get a teeny fire in the microwave that makes thick clouds of grey smoke billow out when you open the microwave door.

Did i tell you about the time....

when I went out to dinner at Baoding with my parents and my soon-to-be in-laws? And when they brought out the fortune cookies, my mom said, "When we went to a chinese restaurant with my book club, someone told us about this game you play where after you read your fortune you say, 'in bed.'" And we all just looked at her like, No you did not say that. And I wanted to crawl under the table.

I don't know why I was just thinking about that. Maybe because it was so traumatic.

Season 2 will be released on September 12