Did i tell you about the time....

when I went out to dinner at Baoding with my parents and my soon-to-be in-laws? And when they brought out the fortune cookies, my mom said, "When we went to a chinese restaurant with my book club, someone told us about this game you play where after you read your fortune you say, 'in bed.'" And we all just looked at her like, No you did not say that. And I wanted to crawl under the table.

I don't know why I was just thinking about that. Maybe because it was so traumatic.