MMC: The Party's not over

Here's a recent conversation we had about the Party:

LindsMOH: Remember when we were talking about the Party?
Mel: Of course.
Linds: Should I buy, for $4 on eBay--
Mel: Yes.
Linds: a CD of "The Party: In the Meantime, In Betweentime"?

(pause)

Mel: I already answered the question.

Remember feeling bad for the Mickey Mouse Club members that didn't get picked for The Party? It was like, so sad, because that meant they had no future in showbiz.

Speaking of people's futures after MMC, check out The Mice that Soared. I'm sorry, but One of These Things is Not Like the Others, as they say on Sesame Street.

I'll take cracked-out hookers for $400.

A Story While U Wait

So I will respond to your survey, but first I wanted to tell you about the cool new thing at McDonald's:

The snack-size fruit and walnut salad!

It has just enough fruit to satisfy, but not so much that you feel all bloated liked you want to hurl. (Sometimes I used to feel that way after consuming the regular f&w salad, but it seemed worth it.)

The discovery of the snack-size f&ws was the high point of my drive thru experience. here was the low point:

drive thru guy: anything else?
me: a large lemonade, please.
dtg: sweet or unsweet?
me: lemonade.
dtg: sweet or unsweet?
me: LEMONADE.
dtg: yes. sweet or...unsweet?
pete: just say sweet. just say sweet.
me: sweet.

John Mayer's (re)Public(an) Affair

He and Jessica Simpson? What?

Since his new song is all liberal-y and she's a Bush fan, I've decided they're the Mary Matalin and James Carville of the pop music world. Except at least one of them has a brain stuffed with bubble wrap.

It's kind of a stretch. But that was my random thought on the drive home.